So, I haven't written anything for too long... I must admit that I am very lazy when I need to write my diary... All those things like "dear diary.... I went there, said that, thought this" honestly very borning, but then... I don't know you may think what ever you want, but we all have our friends. Some like to call them conscience, some an imagination of ill mind, but we all talk with ourselves no matter how odd that could be. So, it is my pleasure to present you my dear friend Miss M. Yes she has full name, but it is much cooler like this. So, Miss M is one of those girls who are very extrovert. She will tell you the truth no matter how painful it is, she will punch you in the stomack just because you feel sick. According to her that is much better, cause you will vomit and then you will not feel sick anymore. In one word such a bitch. But bitch that will tell you that you are an asshole when you don't get it and one of those bitches who will open your eyes. That is my dear, wonedrful, bitchy friend, Miss M. Oh, but don't worry, when ever she wants to speak, I will let you know so you will always be informed about her thoughts, enlightments and such a things. I told her to shut up for now and trust me it is so hard to make her shut up, but ok, for now she is cool... I don't know what is she doing, probably flaming someone or something, cause that is her the most favorite amusment.
You are probably asking yourself, if you are even reading this, "This person is hit in the head more then just once". To be honest, I was hit in the head more then I can remember. My first one was when my dear father palyed with me and crushed my head on ceiling. No, he is not sadistic parent at all. Actually, more then half an hour he couldn't stop saying that he is the worst father in the world, while my mother tryed to calm him. So, that wasmy first time,second is coming, I believe when I started to walk and then came the critical moment... I started to run.... Try to imagine how many times I got hit in the head? But you were thinking about my sanity... Oh, I would like to know what sanity is? Cause you see, I gratuated as speech-language therapist and we had a lot of psychologyes on college. It is sooooooo hard to say what sanity is. For eg. I had few profesors who were such a lunatics. Wow.... That you had to see... Real psychopaths. Anyway... Maybe I am insane, maybe not, who can say that. Oh yes.... I would like if you could leave a coment as your opinion if I am insane or not... But be honest, what ever that means.
Anyway... I am was informed that I am talking about Miss M not myself, but my title says " My friend and I" so... Ok, I was called narcistic egomaniac now.. trust me she is angry now, but who is narcistic egomaniac here, I don't know... Me or her?
Ok, I will let her talking a little... I will make something like dialogs when she is talking:
Miss M: For the fu** sake!!! Not that you are just insane, you are new definition of insane! My head started to spin when I was listening you what you are writing, so many hemes and non finished!
That was something like digression....
Miss M: Digression? Really? Digression of a mad man... Anyway... I am not glad to meet you, cause a lot of you are nothing but lieing bithches, hypocritical assholes etc. But, hey, these are her hands not mine and I am kinda in her head, so it is the same she is thinking about you the same... What do you think? Tell me my dear is it nice to think like that about your readers?
I am not thinking that about them. I was expecting something like this from her so, please do not feel offended.
Miss M: My ass you wasn't thinking exactly that. Come on, how can you explain this.. I am in your head and I am thinking that they are bunch of assholess and you don't think that? Tell me, please enlighten me!
Beacause you are you and I am myself.
Miss M: Hahahahhahahahahahhahahahah!!!! Please, people tell me if I am in her head and I say something, is that the same as she said that?
Well, I guess they will have to answer that, cause I am still saying that I am not thinking that they are "bunch of assholess" as you called them. So, try to be at least not so rude? HM?
Miss M: You told that I am always saying the truth, wich means that you are a lier and that you are thinking that they are assholes. Nevermind, they will say who is right and who is wrong in time and you narcistic egomaniac, you will see that I AM ALWAYS RIGHT!!!! See you, I don't have time for such shit anymore... Bye!
She made her statment. Really, I don't think you are assholess... And I do believe you will be as honest as you can while leaving coments... That was all for now.. Catch you later or never, I can never say.
You are probably asking yourself, if you are even reading this, "This person is hit in the head more then just once". To be honest, I was hit in the head more then I can remember. My first one was when my dear father palyed with me and crushed my head on ceiling. No, he is not sadistic parent at all. Actually, more then half an hour he couldn't stop saying that he is the worst father in the world, while my mother tryed to calm him. So, that wasmy first time,second is coming, I believe when I started to walk and then came the critical moment... I started to run.... Try to imagine how many times I got hit in the head? But you were thinking about my sanity... Oh, I would like to know what sanity is? Cause you see, I gratuated as speech-language therapist and we had a lot of psychologyes on college. It is sooooooo hard to say what sanity is. For eg. I had few profesors who were such a lunatics. Wow.... That you had to see... Real psychopaths. Anyway... Maybe I am insane, maybe not, who can say that. Oh yes.... I would like if you could leave a coment as your opinion if I am insane or not... But be honest, what ever that means.
Anyway... I am was informed that I am talking about Miss M not myself, but my title says " My friend and I" so... Ok, I was called narcistic egomaniac now.. trust me she is angry now, but who is narcistic egomaniac here, I don't know... Me or her?
Ok, I will let her talking a little... I will make something like dialogs when she is talking:
Miss M: For the fu** sake!!! Not that you are just insane, you are new definition of insane! My head started to spin when I was listening you what you are writing, so many hemes and non finished!
That was something like digression....
Miss M: Digression? Really? Digression of a mad man... Anyway... I am not glad to meet you, cause a lot of you are nothing but lieing bithches, hypocritical assholes etc. But, hey, these are her hands not mine and I am kinda in her head, so it is the same she is thinking about you the same... What do you think? Tell me my dear is it nice to think like that about your readers?
I am not thinking that about them. I was expecting something like this from her so, please do not feel offended.
Miss M: My ass you wasn't thinking exactly that. Come on, how can you explain this.. I am in your head and I am thinking that they are bunch of assholess and you don't think that? Tell me, please enlighten me!
Beacause you are you and I am myself.
Miss M: Hahahahhahahahahahhahahahah!!!! Please, people tell me if I am in her head and I say something, is that the same as she said that?
Well, I guess they will have to answer that, cause I am still saying that I am not thinking that they are "bunch of assholess" as you called them. So, try to be at least not so rude? HM?
Miss M: You told that I am always saying the truth, wich means that you are a lier and that you are thinking that they are assholes. Nevermind, they will say who is right and who is wrong in time and you narcistic egomaniac, you will see that I AM ALWAYS RIGHT!!!! See you, I don't have time for such shit anymore... Bye!
She made her statment. Really, I don't think you are assholess... And I do believe you will be as honest as you can while leaving coments... That was all for now.. Catch you later or never, I can never say.
